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87 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
wiz
b4371d47f5 Replace some misuses of "then" with "than". 2001-12-04 17:56:30 +00:00
wiz
1f1e26bd6d Presence looks better with a 'c' instead of an 's'. 2001-11-21 19:01:31 +00:00
mjl
ccc06ff4fc Add one. 2001-10-22 00:55:00 +00:00
proff
1c37cc593d Fortune is not moribund.
Add Farberisms from Prof. Dave Farber.

From: David Farber <dave@farber.net>
To: proff@iq.org (Julian Assange)
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2001 03:29:08 -0400
Subject: Re: farberisms

Fine with me

At 02:27 PM 10/20/2001 +1000, you wrote:


>Hi Dave,
>
>I've just come accross your list of `Farberisms', which had me in
>stiches. As these are deliciously `fortune'esqe, I'd like to add
>them to the NetBSD distribution. Do you have any objections?
>
>Cheers,
>Julian.
2001-10-20 09:33:39 +00:00
mjl
e854950bda More quote cleanup. Remove a fortune that also is in -o.
Add a couple of fortunes I had lying around.
2001-09-01 22:30:54 +00:00
mjl
30e1428afa Some more quotes removed. Corrected errors noticed by Andrew Brown
<atatat@atatdot.net>.
2001-09-01 21:28:28 +00:00
mjl
a486f7fbc9 Fix typos and spelos. Add and correct some attributions. Add a
couple of fortunes. Canonize quotes. Remove duplicate fortunes.
Correct author names.
Mostly from FreeBSD and OpenBSD.
2001-09-01 19:35:32 +00:00
simonb
ba96ebc2fd Match quotes. 2001-08-31 00:17:45 +00:00
mjl
7312906ef0 Remove duplicate fortunes. 2001-08-31 00:10:17 +00:00
wiz
c52d355d71 "wierd" is weird. 2001-08-20 12:20:01 +00:00
wiz
a9356936b4 seperate -> separate 2001-07-22 13:33:58 +00:00
mason
8b7b300873 s/Upon you knees if you appear/Upon your knees if you appear/
Confirmed against <http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/>.
2001-06-24 23:25:19 +00:00
wiz
0a600be867 receive, not recieve 2001-06-12 15:17:10 +00:00
abs
d590e6f410 Its is Dr. Elizabeth Dehner, not Dehaver.
From the vast and bewildering trek trivia of norm@sandbox.org.uk
2001-05-02 10:42:34 +00:00
pooka
e1d6858626 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
from David Brownlee on netbsd-advocacy

While I'm in here, sort the file using tools/do_sort to get the recently
added fortunes into order.
2001-04-21 23:11:30 +00:00
hubertf
1bbc6b0055 Some entries from Richard Rauch, posted on netbsd-advocacy. 2001-04-21 14:49:08 +00:00
pooka
e2ced2d617 kill dupe 2001-02-10 18:14:13 +00:00
simonb
73c32f039c Fix simple typo. From bdc@world.std.com in PR misc/12150. 2001-02-07 22:59:19 +00:00
mjl
bdb00d0bd7 Tyop: foresight, not forsight (FreeBSD PR/24637) 2001-01-30 00:25:30 +00:00
sommerfeld
83454472f9 ${PRINTOBJDIR}ify 2000-12-30 17:51:26 +00:00
mycroft
9fcf4550a2 Another one that really belongs here... 2000-12-17 10:08:08 +00:00
mycroft
34fedde795 Compress the other entries vertically. 2000-12-17 09:35:21 +00:00
mycroft
562421c4f3 Reformat one entry for vertical space. 2000-12-17 09:25:38 +00:00
mycroft
c1647142f9 Yes, it's about damn time fortune(6) got some new material. 2000-12-17 09:17:51 +00:00
hubertf
42f9d6c1e4 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
-- Jason R. Fink
2000-10-09 00:58:16 +00:00
mjl
b1342ea8af Removed duplicate entry. Fixes FreeBSD PR/21629. 2000-09-29 00:40:40 +00:00
abs
90a84d2445 If we install limerick-o.dat, we should also install limerick-o to make it
usable.
2000-08-17 16:54:28 +00:00
abs
5b783e3f48 Split netbsd fortunes into offensive and non offensive.
Split could be considered somewhat arbitrary.
2000-08-17 16:48:52 +00:00
abs
ad603791f5 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion 2000-08-17 16:27:38 +00:00
mason
a6cd58daee Corrected quote. It was totally missing its (well-known) equivalent of
a punch line.
2000-08-12 23:04:15 +00:00
ad
689c315829 Add 3 from me. 2000-07-31 11:38:21 +00:00
mjl
d9e9bbbcb4 After weeding out duplicate, modify entry to be mathematically
correct at least. (Yes, both were wrong. People can't integrate
nowadays anymore :)
2000-07-03 18:51:45 +00:00
mjl
217fd277fd Remove duplicate (and incorrect) entry. From Anton Berezin
<tobez@tobez.org> in FreeBSD PR/19670
2000-07-03 17:23:37 +00:00
mason
caa691ec0a Offered horse brutality to a previously incorrect RHPS quote. 2000-06-30 04:04:09 +00:00
scw
eaeb39f657 NetBSD: Ports to * boards. 2000-06-14 08:10:06 +00:00
jwise
7e7d991f01 Remove one of mine that really wasn't very good, and add:
NetBSD: abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
2000-06-07 14:04:45 +00:00
pooka
c528cb8edd NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...! 2000-05-02 11:41:24 +00:00
soren
7e6625d720 Missing word. From Paul Janzen. 2000-04-11 03:45:40 +00:00
jwise
b0cbfed510 Tyop fix. 2000-04-06 02:19:23 +00:00
soren
89c5a767f8 Fix doubled 'the's. 2000-03-13 22:55:05 +00:00
jwise
3626a95b76 fix tyop 2000-02-27 05:40:36 +00:00
pooka
8ef8262b5d NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
+ correct a typo
2000-02-15 13:56:02 +00:00
pooka
e287a2d6fa NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists. 2000-02-12 10:12:58 +00:00
pooka
e74bc9575e Add Chris Baird's email address per his request 2000-02-10 13:10:43 +00:00
pooka
022eb906f9 Add NetBSD slogans for fortune database. 2000-02-06 11:59:29 +00:00
mycroft
615ac255bd More .mk file fallout. *sigh* 2000-01-23 22:10:52 +00:00
mason
75eb02cdfc Removed someone's personal phone number, including area code, from a "if you
want a good time, call ###-###-####" fortune entry.
1999-12-11 19:13:05 +00:00
tron
b137d2d602 Remove generated file "limerick-o" in "clean" target. 1999-09-21 16:34:51 +00:00
hwr
435463f6cb Split limericks into "normal" and "offensive" ones.
Fixes PR 6202 by Matthias Grutzeck <grut@teco.edu>.
1999-09-12 10:15:46 +00:00
hwr
2abe3ab9b5 These fortunes conatain offensive language.
These were originally unamerican.{fake,real}
Part of the work on PR 6202.
1999-09-12 10:06:21 +00:00