Add NetBSD slogans for fortune database.
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# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.26 2000/01/23 22:10:52 mycroft Exp $
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# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.27 2000/02/06 11:59:29 pooka Exp $
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# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
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.include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
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SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick
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SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick \
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netbsd
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DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
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fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
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limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat
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limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat \
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netbsd.dat
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# TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
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# "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
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# Normal fortunes: build directly from data files.
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fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat:
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fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat netbsd.dat:
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${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
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fortunes.dat: fortunes
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fortunes2.dat: fortunes2
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startrek.dat: startrek
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zippy.dat: zippy
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limerick.dat: limerick
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netbsd.dat: netbsd
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# Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files
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____ __ _ ____ __ __ ___ ___ ___
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___ / | / /__ _/ /_ / |/ __\ / _ |
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__ / |/ // _\/_ _/ / ' / \_ \ / / /
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_ / /| // __/ / /_ / , | __/ // / ,/
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/_/ |__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___'
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-- Greywolf
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%
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A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
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-- Greywolf
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%
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
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Breasted cot men
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Embraces dot net
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Strobed teen cam
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Aborted men sect
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Emtomb DEC tears
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
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Crested Boatmen
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Resented Combat
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Boast Decrement
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Basement DEC rot
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
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Strobe mased net
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Strobe mased ten
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Erect teen bonds
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A boned cream test
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Cremate no debts
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
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Bent Coders
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Secret Bond
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Robs DECNet
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Cost Bender
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
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Cot Benders
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Be stern, Doc.
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Net robs DEC
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DEC robs Net
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
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-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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%
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I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
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-- Dave Tyson
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%
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My other computer runs NetBSD
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-- Allen Briggs
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%
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NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - a server in every port.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - big, isn't it?
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - daemonic power
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-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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%
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NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
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and mac, and powerpc, and...
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-- Greywolf
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%
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NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD: Got source?
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%
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NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
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-- Ken Nakata
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%
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NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - more is more.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
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-- Greywolf
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%
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NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - posix me harder.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD: Post No Bills.
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-- Greywolf
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%
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NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the cure.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the power to suave.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD: The Source is out there.
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-- Greywolf
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%
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NetBSD - we have nothing to decare but our benchmarks.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
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-- Julian Assange
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%
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NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - your basement or mine?
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
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%
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NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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%
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NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
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-- Mike Latinovich
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%
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NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
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-- Tom Harvey
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%
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NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
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-- Daniel Carosone
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%
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NetBSD: Beyond Windows
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-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
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-- Dirk Myers
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NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
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-- Greywolf
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%
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NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
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-- Tom Harvey
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%
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NetBSD: demonic power.
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-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
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-- Matthew Orgass
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%
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NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
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-- Antti Kantee
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%
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NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Flexible and free!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: For The Network Generation
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Get Over It.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
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Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
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ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
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Sublime.
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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%
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NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
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-- Curt Sampson
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NetBSD: If you look through Windows
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-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
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-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD is full. Go away.
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-- Chris Baird
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NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
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NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
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-- Frank Warren
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NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
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-- Brian D Chase
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NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
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-- Greg Lehey
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NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
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NetBSD: Its not Windows.
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-- Paul Wain
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NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: lets get it right
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
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through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
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-- Steve Woodford
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NetBSD: May the Source be with you
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-- Greg Earle
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NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, More Nines.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
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NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: My Computer Works!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Improvement.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Profit.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Your World.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Networking Space
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: No Sh;t!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, No Worries!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
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-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD. Not Guano.
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
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-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Power Your Net.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
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-- Steven J. Dovich
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NetBSD: priapic OS
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-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: Professionalpower!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
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NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
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-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
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NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
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-- Peter Seebach
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NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Rock solid!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Servers' choice!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: serves you right.
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: Stable and strong!
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-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, stupid.
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-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD, Tap The Power
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The Final Frontier
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-- Chris Jones
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NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
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-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
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-- Bob Nestor
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NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
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-- Miles Nordin
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NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
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-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD: The Power of Code
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-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: The power to Connect
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-- Feico Dillema
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NetBSD: The power to serve, also
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
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-- John Darrow
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NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
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NetBSD: the server is up
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-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
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NetBSD: To serve the power.
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: u_long uptime;
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-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
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of WinTel.
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-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: userland included
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-- Antti Kantee
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NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We do it right.
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-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: We Stay Up.
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-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We Suck Less
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NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
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even if you ask!
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-- Charles M. Hannum
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NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
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WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
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-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
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-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
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-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
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-- Todd Whitesel
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NetBSD: You can't handle it.
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-- Paul Newhouse
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NetBSD/sparc: less Lovelaces in your LX?
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-- Jim Wise
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Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
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-- Julian Assange
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Of course it runs NetBSD.
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Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
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-- Jim Wise
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%
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Software is like sex - it should be free
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-- Hubert Feyrer
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%
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We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
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-- Greywolf
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%
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Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
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-- Allen Briggs
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With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
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-- Greywolf
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