From 022eb906f999df4cf1e3e26ff666a396258f7013 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: pooka Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2000 11:59:29 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Add NetBSD slogans for fortune database. --- games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile | 11 +- games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd | 533 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 540 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) create mode 100644 games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile b/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile index 056f492de9d8..e5b0b78e1398 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile @@ -1,12 +1,14 @@ -# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.26 2000/01/23 22:10:52 mycroft Exp $ +# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.27 2000/02/06 11:59:29 pooka Exp $ # @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94 .include # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES -SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick +SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick \ + netbsd DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \ fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \ - limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat + limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat \ + netbsd.dat # TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with # "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO" @@ -33,13 +35,14 @@ realall: ${DATFILES} # Normal fortunes: build directly from data files. -fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat: +fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat netbsd.dat: ${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET} fortunes.dat: fortunes fortunes2.dat: fortunes2 startrek.dat: startrek zippy.dat: zippy limerick.dat: limerick +netbsd.dat: netbsd # Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd b/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..512ac9a1283a --- /dev/null +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/netbsd @@ -0,0 +1,533 @@ +____ __ _ ____ __ __ ___ ___ ___ +___ / | / /__ _/ /_ / |/ __\ / _ | +__ / |/ // _\/_ _/ / ' / \_ \ / / / +_ / /| // __/ / /_ / , | __/ // / ,/ + /_/ |__/_\__/__\__//___/__\__//___' + -- Greywolf +% +A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers. + -- Greywolf +% +Anagrams for NetBSD core team: + Breasted cot men + Embraces dot net + Strobed teen cam + Aborted men sect + Emtomb DEC tears + -- Julian Assange +% +Anagrams for NetBSD core team: + Crested Boatmen + Resented Combat + Boast Decrement + Basement DEC rot + -- Julian Assange +% +Anagrams for NetBSD core team: + Strobe mased net + Strobe mased ten + Erect teen bonds + A boned cream test + Cremate no debts + -- Julian Assange +% +Anagrams for NetBSD-core: + Bent Coders + Secret Bond + Robs DECNet + Cost Bender + -- Julian Assange +% +Anagrams for NetBSD-core: + Cot Benders + Be stern, Doc. + Net robs DEC + DEC robs Net + -- Julian Assange +% +http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo + -- R. C. Dowdeswell +% +I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD + -- Dave Tyson +% +My other computer runs NetBSD + -- Allen Briggs +% +NetBSD - a devil of an operating system. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - a server in every port. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - big, isn't it? + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - Bits for Tits. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - daemonic power + -- R. C. Dowdeswell +% +NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha, + and mac, and powerpc, and... + -- Greywolf +% +NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought! + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD: Got source? +% +NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved + -- Ken Nakata +% +NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - more is more. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels. + -- Greywolf +% +NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - posix me harder. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD: Post No Bills. + -- Greywolf +% +NetBSD - safe ports in a storm. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the cure. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the devil made me do it. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the devil's advocate. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the power to suave. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads). + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - the semen in the money shot. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD: The Source is out there. + -- Greywolf +% +NetBSD - we have nothing to decare but our benchmarks. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday? + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD - your basement or mine? + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem. +% +NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars. + -- Erik E. Fair +% +NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone + -- Mike Latinovich +% +NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it? + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra. + -- Daniel Carosone +% +NetBSD: Beyond Windows + -- Johan Ihren +% +NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs! + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan + -- Dirk Myers +% +NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World. + -- Greywolf +% +NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: demonic power. + -- R. C. Dowdeswell +% +NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT} + -- Matthew Orgass +% +NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free. + -- Antti Kantee +% +NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right. + -- Herb Peyerl +% +NetBSD, Feed The Computer. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Flexible and free! + -- Lars-Johan Liman +% +NetBSD: For The Network Generation + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Get Over It. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Groovy Baby! + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and + Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music + ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of + Sublime. + -- Mason Loring Bliss +% +NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated + -- Curt Sampson +% +NetBSD: If you look through Windows + -- Johan Ihren +% +NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD + -- Tim Rightnour +% +NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD is full. Go away. + -- Chris Baird +% +NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside. +% +NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR? + -- Frank Warren +% +NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea) + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going... + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems + -- Brian D Chase +% +NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it + -- Greg Lehey +% +NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free +% +NetBSD: Its not Windows. + -- Paul Wain +% +NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux? + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: lets get it right + -- David Brownlee +% +NetBSD: Linux without the hype. + -- Hubert Feyrer +% +NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork + through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux. + -- Mason Loring Bliss +% +NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!" + -- Mason Loring Bliss +% +NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity. + -- Erik E. Fair +% +NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot! + -- Steve Woodford +% +NetBSD: May the Source be with you + -- Greg Earle +% +NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there + -- David Brownlee +% +NetBSD, More Nines. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Multi-platform OS +% +NetBSD: My Computer Runs! + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: My Computer Works! + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD, Net Improvement. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD, Net Profit. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD, Net Some Nines. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Network Your World. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Networking Space + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: No Sh;t! + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD, No Worries! + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away. + -- Antti Kantee +% +NetBSD. Not Guano. + -- Hubert Feyrer +% +NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach) + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers! + -- Antti Kantee +% +NetBSD: Perpetual performance! + -- Lars-Johan Liman +% +NetBSD: Power Your Net. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms! + -- Steven J. Dovich +% +NetBSD: priapic OS + -- Perry Metzger +% +NetBSD: Professionalpower! + -- Lars-Johan Liman +% +NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears." +% +NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans + -- Mirian Crzig Lennox +% +NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported. + -- Peter Seebach +% +NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile! + -- Hubert Feyrer +% +NetBSD: Rock solid! + -- Lars-Johan Liman +% +NetBSD: Servers' choice! + -- Lars-Johan Liman +% +NetBSD: serves you right. + -- Herb Peyerl +% +NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'! + -- Mason Loring Bliss +% +NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast + -- Herb Peyerl +% +NetBSD: Stable and strong! + -- Lars-Johan Liman +% +NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD, stupid. + -- Julian Assange +% +NetBSD, Tap The Power + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: The Final Frontier + -- Chris Jones +% +NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee! + -- Tim Rightnour +% +NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us + -- Bob Nestor +% +NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion. + -- Miles Nordin +% +NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many + -- Antti Kantee +% +NetBSD: The Power of Code + -- Mason Loring Bliss +% +NetBSD: The power to Connect + -- Feico Dillema +% +NetBSD: The power to serve, also + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice + -- John Darrow +% +NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free +% +NetBSD: the server is up + -- David Brownlee +% +NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System +% +NetBSD: To serve the power. + -- Herb Peyerl +% +NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy. + -- Erik E. Fair +% +NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: Two guys with a vax + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: u_long uptime; + -- Herb Peyerl +% +NetBSD: Unix With Balls. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage + of WinTel. + -- Erik E. Fair +% +NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer! + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: userland included + -- Antti Kantee +% +NetBSD: We Come In Peace. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: We do it right. + -- Perry Metzger +% +NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free" + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: We Stay Up. + -- Andrew Gillham +% +NetBSD: We Suck Less +% +NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you + even if you ask! + -- Charles M. Hannum +% +NetBSD: What do you want to serve today? + -- Hubert Feyrer +% +NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover - + WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE + -- David Maxwell +% +NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow? + -- Tom Harvey +% +NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust? + -- David Maxwell +% +NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional. + -- Todd Whitesel +% +NetBSD: You can't handle it. + -- Paul Newhouse +% +NetBSD/sparc: less Lovelaces in your LX? + -- Jim Wise +% +Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD. + -- Julian Assange +% +Of course it runs NetBSD. +% +Portable. Supportable. NetBSD. + -- Jim Wise +% +Software is like sex - it should be free + -- Hubert Feyrer +% +We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it. + -- Greywolf +% +Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD. + -- Allen Briggs +% +With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG. + -- Greywolf