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Twenty MP3s.
Twelve movies on spinning cubes.
Be cacophony.
- Irfon-Kim Ahmad
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Beautiful OS.
Elegance. Simplicity.
D'oh! There's no Java!
- Irfon-Kim Ahmad
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Imagine a world
without gluttony and sloth.
Do you see Windows?
- bobrost el magnifico
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Yellow titlebars
dot the workspaces. See my
productivity!
- Brent P. Newhall
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The gourmet's OS
Ripe with possibility
So much unfinished
- Scot Hacker
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I'm saving my cash
To get a special BeIA
In my cranium
- Syn.Terra
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NetPositive weeps
Lonely, forgotten ex-love
New springtime romance
- Scott Barta
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Evangelists
Tread carefully the Be path
Are we kooks or saints?
- Scot Hacker
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There was a bebox
Now there is a beoven
Gassée eat my socks
- quix@kc.rr.com
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New BeDope Linux
Version 27.1; Wow!
AVN ownz j00.
- Irfon-Kim Ahmad
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Co-worker re-boots;
Meanwhile all my work is done.
I go out and play!
- dave@owenville.com
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Spongy fresh Twinkie
Jean-Louis will eat it if
You add a hot dog
- Eric Shepherd
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Buy some freaking stock
All you stupid investors
Make lots of money
- anonymous
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proprietary software.
My boycott remains.
- Monkey Master
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No more Blinkenlites.
The geekport is history.
Farewell, yon BeBox.
- Tom Spindler
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Be wa totemo
daisuki to omoimasu yo.
Be wa suki desu ka?
- bobrost el magnifico
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the best thing about
be, incorporated, is:
damn, I'm out of space
- Leonard Richardson
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A new beginning.
Spring comes, the dark screen lights up.
Vivid icons bloom.
- hKey
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Any second now,
A fresh new world, with many
Possibilities.
- hKey
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Welcome to Haiku
Your desktop greets you warmly
Pouring out sunshine.
- nonesuch
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Little and yellow
The once-darkened skies will part
Pouring out sunshine.
- nonesuch
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A boot has begun
stepping up expectations.
You'll get even more.
- Meanwhile
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You're bound to forget
this humble boot-time Haiku
by splendour to come.
- Meanwhile
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Welcome to Haiku
Your screen will be filled with joy
In a few seconds
- TonyJackson
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