From e1a23ec0957243b19bbbdbfee847ec8a40352ca4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: DarkWyrm <darkwyrm@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 01:44:30 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Initial checkin of haikus taken from BeDoper contest

git-svn-id: file:///srv/svn/repos/haiku/haiku/trunk@19705 a95241bf-73f2-0310-859d-f6bbb57e9c96
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 data/etc/fortunes/Haiku | 84 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 84 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 data/etc/fortunes/Haiku

diff --git a/data/etc/fortunes/Haiku b/data/etc/fortunes/Haiku
new file mode 100644
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+Twenty MP3s.
+Twelve movies on spinning cubes.
+Be cacophony.
+  - Irfon-Kim Ahmad
+%
+Beautiful OS.
+Elegance. Simplicity.
+D'oh! There's no Java!
+  - Irfon-Kim Ahmad
+%
+Imagine a world
+without gluttony and sloth.
+Do you see Windows?
+  - bobrost el magnifico
+%
+Yellow titlebars
+dot the workspaces. See my
+productivity!
+  - Brent P. Newhall
+%
+The gourmet's OS
+Ripe with possibility
+So much unfinished
+  - Scot Hacker
+%
+I'm saving my cash
+To get a special BeIA
+In my cranium
+  - Syn.Terra
+%
+NetPositive weeps
+Lonely, forgotten ex-love
+New springtime romance
+  - Scott Barta
+%
+Evangelists
+Tread carefully the Be path
+Are we kooks or saints?
+  - Scot Hacker
+%
+There was a bebox
+Now there is a beoven
+Gassée eat my socks
+  - quix@kc.rr.com
+%
+New BeDope Linux
+Version 27.1; Wow!
+AVN ownz j00.
+  - Irfon-Kim Ahmad
+%
+Co-worker re-boots;
+Meanwhile all my work is done.
+I go out and play!
+  - dave@owenville.com
+%
+Spongy fresh Twinkie
+Jean-Louis will eat it if
+You add a hot dog
+  - Eric Shepherd
+%
+Buy some freaking stock
+All you stupid investors
+Make lots of money
+  - anonymous
+%
+proprietary software.
+My boycott remains.
+  - Monkey Master
+%
+No more Blinkenlites.
+The geekport is history.
+Farewell, yon BeBox.
+  - Tom Spindler
+%
+Be wa totemo
+daisuki to omoimasu yo.
+Be wa suki desu ka?
+  - bobrost el magnifico
+%
+the best thing about
+be, incorporated, is:
+damn, I'm out of space
+  - Leonard Richardson 
+%