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-- Greywolf
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- What's up?
- All the NetBSD servers, of course..
-- Gavan Fantom
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A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
-- Greywolf
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
Breasted cot men
Embraces dot net
Strobed teen cam
Aborted men sect
Emtomb DEC tears
-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
Crested Boatmen
Resented Combat
Boast Decrement
Basement DEC rot
-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
Bent Coders
Secret Bond
Robs DECNet
Cost Bender
-- Julian Assange
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Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
Cot Benders
Be stern, Doc.
Net robs DEC
DEC robs Net
-- Julian Assange
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http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
-- Dave Tyson
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My other computer runs NetBSD
-- Allen Briggs
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NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - a server in every port.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD - big, isn't it?
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - daemonic power
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
and mac, and powerpc, and...
-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: Got source?
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NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
-- Ken Nakata
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NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - more is more.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - posix me harder.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: Post No Bills.
-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the cure.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the power to suave.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: The Source is out there.
-- Greywolf
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NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
-- Richard Rauch
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NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD - Will even run on i386
-- Brian Hechinger
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NetBSD - your basement or mine?
-- Julian Assange
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NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
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NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
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NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
-- Mike Latinovich
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NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Beyond Windows
-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
-- Dirk Myers
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NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
-- Greywolf
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NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: demonic power.
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
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NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
-- Matthew Orgass
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NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
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NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
-- Andy Doran
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NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Flexible and free!
-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: For The Network Generation
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Get Over It.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Groovy Baby!
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
Sublime.
-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
-- Curt Sampson
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NetBSD: If you look through Windows
-- Johan Ihren
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NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD is full. Go away.
-- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
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NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
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NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
-- Frank Warren
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NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
-- Brian D Chase
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NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
-- Greg Lehey
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NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
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NetBSD: Its not Windows.
-- Paul Wain
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NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: lets get it right
-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
-- Steve Woodford
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NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
-- Andy Doran
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NetBSD: May the Source be with you
-- Greg Earle
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NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, More Nines.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
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NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: My Computer Works!
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, Net Improvement.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Profit.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Network Your World.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Networking Space
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: No hype required.
-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD, No Worries!
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
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NetBSD. Not Guano.
-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
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NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
-- Andy Doran
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NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
-- Steve Woodford
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NetBSD: Power Your Net.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
-- Steven J. Dovich
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NetBSD: priapic OS
-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: Professionalpower!
-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
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NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
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NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
-- Mirian Crzig Lennox
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NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
-- Peter Seebach
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NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: Rock solid!
-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Servers' choice!
-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: serves you right.
-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: Stable and strong!
-- Lars-Johan Liman
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NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD, Tap The Power
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The Final Frontier
-- Chris Jones
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NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
-- Tim Rightnour
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NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
-- Bob Nestor
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NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
-- Miles Nordin
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NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
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NetBSD: The Power of Code
-- Mason Loring Bliss
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NetBSD: The power to Connect
-- Feico Dillema
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NetBSD: The power to serve, also
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
-- John Darrow
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NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
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NetBSD: the server is up
-- David Brownlee
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NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
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NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
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NetBSD: To serve the power.
-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: u_long uptime;
-- Herb Peyerl
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NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
of WinTel.
-- Erik E. Fair
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NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: userland included
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NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: We do it right.
-- Perry Metzger
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NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
-- Miles Nordin
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NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: We Stay Up.
-- Andrew Gillham
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NetBSD: We Suck Less
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NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
even if you ask!
-- Charles M. Hannum
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NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
-- Hubert Feyrer
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NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
-- Tom Harvey
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NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
-- David Maxwell
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NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
-- Jason R. Fink
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NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
-- Todd Whitesel
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NetBSD: You can't handle it.
-- Paul Newhouse
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NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
-- David Brownlee
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Of course it runs NetBSD.
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Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
-- Jim Wise
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Software is like sex - it should be free
-- Hubert Feyrer
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We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
-- Greywolf
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Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
-- Allen Briggs
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With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
-- Greywolf
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Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
of your hand.
-- Richard Rauch
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#netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
-- Bernhard Riedel
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I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
-- Roland Dowdeswell
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