Commit Graph

99 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
mjl
9e1556de76 My god, it's full of typos (still is). 2003-01-18 11:44:11 +00:00
wiz
a3213b9aee bandwidth, not bandwith. 2003-01-17 23:58:55 +00:00
hubertf
c2a9a1e356 NetBSD - love all, serve all.
-- Silke Mueller
2002-11-21 15:06:14 +00:00
drochner
d8d514fbfc fix duplicate limerick-o in CLEANFILES 2002-10-22 16:14:04 +00:00
grant
8584a77223 add the following quote from elric@.. (with permission, of course)
I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
		-- Roland Dowdeswell
2002-07-08 02:34:20 +00:00
pooka
ca3913421d remove the attributions from my slogans. they kept popping up in
awkard places
2002-05-18 10:17:32 +00:00
uwe
7c7d2ceb59 NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
(Idea by Rafal, though he denies that)
2002-05-17 02:21:20 +00:00
hubertf
de06b5e706 #netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
-- Bernhard Riedel
2002-05-17 00:20:01 +00:00
pooka
ffbee2115d Raiders of the Lost Arch 2002-05-12 16:27:59 +00:00
wiz
37e458fa45 strategy should have an 'r'. Inspired by similar change in OpenBSD. 2002-02-19 17:09:40 +00:00
tv
5061395b91 Don't put [] around the strings passed to tr -- those can be interpreted
by shells.  Just quote 'em.
2002-01-30 19:41:39 +00:00
pooka
b3714941a4 few entries more 2002-01-10 15:31:04 +00:00
wiz
b4371d47f5 Replace some misuses of "then" with "than". 2001-12-04 17:56:30 +00:00
wiz
1f1e26bd6d Presence looks better with a 'c' instead of an 's'. 2001-11-21 19:01:31 +00:00
mjl
ccc06ff4fc Add one. 2001-10-22 00:55:00 +00:00
proff
1c37cc593d Fortune is not moribund.
Add Farberisms from Prof. Dave Farber.

From: David Farber <dave@farber.net>
To: proff@iq.org (Julian Assange)
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2001 03:29:08 -0400
Subject: Re: farberisms

Fine with me

At 02:27 PM 10/20/2001 +1000, you wrote:


>Hi Dave,
>
>I've just come accross your list of `Farberisms', which had me in
>stiches. As these are deliciously `fortune'esqe, I'd like to add
>them to the NetBSD distribution. Do you have any objections?
>
>Cheers,
>Julian.
2001-10-20 09:33:39 +00:00
mjl
e854950bda More quote cleanup. Remove a fortune that also is in -o.
Add a couple of fortunes I had lying around.
2001-09-01 22:30:54 +00:00
mjl
30e1428afa Some more quotes removed. Corrected errors noticed by Andrew Brown
<atatat@atatdot.net>.
2001-09-01 21:28:28 +00:00
mjl
a486f7fbc9 Fix typos and spelos. Add and correct some attributions. Add a
couple of fortunes. Canonize quotes. Remove duplicate fortunes.
Correct author names.
Mostly from FreeBSD and OpenBSD.
2001-09-01 19:35:32 +00:00
simonb
ba96ebc2fd Match quotes. 2001-08-31 00:17:45 +00:00
mjl
7312906ef0 Remove duplicate fortunes. 2001-08-31 00:10:17 +00:00
wiz
c52d355d71 "wierd" is weird. 2001-08-20 12:20:01 +00:00
wiz
a9356936b4 seperate -> separate 2001-07-22 13:33:58 +00:00
mason
8b7b300873 s/Upon you knees if you appear/Upon your knees if you appear/
Confirmed against <http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/>.
2001-06-24 23:25:19 +00:00
wiz
0a600be867 receive, not recieve 2001-06-12 15:17:10 +00:00
abs
d590e6f410 Its is Dr. Elizabeth Dehner, not Dehaver.
From the vast and bewildering trek trivia of norm@sandbox.org.uk
2001-05-02 10:42:34 +00:00
pooka
e1d6858626 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
from David Brownlee on netbsd-advocacy

While I'm in here, sort the file using tools/do_sort to get the recently
added fortunes into order.
2001-04-21 23:11:30 +00:00
hubertf
1bbc6b0055 Some entries from Richard Rauch, posted on netbsd-advocacy. 2001-04-21 14:49:08 +00:00
pooka
e2ced2d617 kill dupe 2001-02-10 18:14:13 +00:00
simonb
73c32f039c Fix simple typo. From bdc@world.std.com in PR misc/12150. 2001-02-07 22:59:19 +00:00
mjl
bdb00d0bd7 Tyop: foresight, not forsight (FreeBSD PR/24637) 2001-01-30 00:25:30 +00:00
sommerfeld
83454472f9 ${PRINTOBJDIR}ify 2000-12-30 17:51:26 +00:00
mycroft
9fcf4550a2 Another one that really belongs here... 2000-12-17 10:08:08 +00:00
mycroft
34fedde795 Compress the other entries vertically. 2000-12-17 09:35:21 +00:00
mycroft
562421c4f3 Reformat one entry for vertical space. 2000-12-17 09:25:38 +00:00
mycroft
c1647142f9 Yes, it's about damn time fortune(6) got some new material. 2000-12-17 09:17:51 +00:00
hubertf
42f9d6c1e4 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
-- Jason R. Fink
2000-10-09 00:58:16 +00:00
mjl
b1342ea8af Removed duplicate entry. Fixes FreeBSD PR/21629. 2000-09-29 00:40:40 +00:00
abs
90a84d2445 If we install limerick-o.dat, we should also install limerick-o to make it
usable.
2000-08-17 16:54:28 +00:00
abs
5b783e3f48 Split netbsd fortunes into offensive and non offensive.
Split could be considered somewhat arbitrary.
2000-08-17 16:48:52 +00:00
abs
ad603791f5 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion 2000-08-17 16:27:38 +00:00
mason
a6cd58daee Corrected quote. It was totally missing its (well-known) equivalent of
a punch line.
2000-08-12 23:04:15 +00:00
ad
689c315829 Add 3 from me. 2000-07-31 11:38:21 +00:00
mjl
d9e9bbbcb4 After weeding out duplicate, modify entry to be mathematically
correct at least. (Yes, both were wrong. People can't integrate
nowadays anymore :)
2000-07-03 18:51:45 +00:00
mjl
217fd277fd Remove duplicate (and incorrect) entry. From Anton Berezin
<tobez@tobez.org> in FreeBSD PR/19670
2000-07-03 17:23:37 +00:00
mason
caa691ec0a Offered horse brutality to a previously incorrect RHPS quote. 2000-06-30 04:04:09 +00:00
scw
eaeb39f657 NetBSD: Ports to * boards. 2000-06-14 08:10:06 +00:00
jwise
7e7d991f01 Remove one of mine that really wasn't very good, and add:
NetBSD: abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
2000-06-07 14:04:45 +00:00
pooka
c528cb8edd NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...! 2000-05-02 11:41:24 +00:00
soren
7e6625d720 Missing word. From Paul Janzen. 2000-04-11 03:45:40 +00:00