Error and typo fixes from OpenBSD and FreeBSD via Henning Petersen
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@ -3058,7 +3058,7 @@ Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
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Demand the establishment of the government
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in its rightful home at Disneyland.
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than
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we deserve.
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-- George Bernard Shaw
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@ -3489,7 +3489,7 @@ people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. The first syllable
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comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know where
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the "nog" comes from.
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To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in
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To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine, gin and, if they are in
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season, eggs...
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Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain
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@ -4701,7 +4701,7 @@ God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
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God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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-- Mark Twain
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God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
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@ -5045,7 +5045,7 @@ I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container
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filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite
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sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours in
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their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or
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mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything , which is why
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mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything, which is why
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they are able to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week.
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-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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@ -5271,7 +5271,7 @@ motto is: 'It is very difficult to disprove certain kinds of pain.'"
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Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich;
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Im Leibe dick, an Suenden reich.
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Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws
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Weil es uns duenkt er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head;
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Weil es uns duenkt, er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head;
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We buried him today because
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As far as we can tell, he's dead.
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-- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty-Sue
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@ -5345,7 +5345,7 @@ because they are too busy applying little price stickers to every
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object -- every board, washer, nail and screw -- in the entire store ...
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Let's say a piece in your toilet tank breaks, so you remove the
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broken part, take it to the home center, and ask an employee if he has
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a replacement. The employee, who has never is his life even seen the
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a replacement. The employee, who has never in his life even seen the
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inside of a toilet tank, will peer at the broken part in very much the
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same way that a member of a primitive Amazon jungle tribe would look at
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an electronic calculator, and then say, "We're expecting a shipment of
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@ -6232,7 +6232,7 @@ the point where it would not run at all.
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Holes and the Fate of Stars"
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I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
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questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
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questions, I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
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speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?
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He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work
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@ -7296,7 +7296,7 @@ my advice.
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In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without
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the supervision of a licensed engineer.
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In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse
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In West Union, Ohio, no married man can go flying without his spouse
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along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
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Incumbent, n.:
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@ -7887,7 +7887,7 @@ get a prompt, type like hell.
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
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immune to bullets.
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-- The Brigader, "Dr. Who"
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-- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"
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Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some
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of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?
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@ -8562,7 +8562,7 @@ given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The
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information you need is in the others.
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-- Ray Simard
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Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
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Many years ago in a period commonly known as Next Friday Afternoon,
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there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
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was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
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completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
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@ -10654,7 +10654,7 @@ Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Quidquid latine dictum est, altum videtur.
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(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
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@ -13151,9 +13151,9 @@ The scum also rises.
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-- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,
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respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones
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from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the
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milestones are lifted.
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respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven millstones
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from Man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the
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millstones are lifted.
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-- George Bernard Shaw
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The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood
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@ -13845,9 +13845,9 @@ April, June, and no wonder.
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all the rest have peanut butter
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except my father who wears red suspenders."
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This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need,
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This fortune cookie program is out of order. For those in desperate need,
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please use the program "________randchar". This program generates random
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characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
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something profound. It will, however, take it no time at all to be
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