Split netbsd fortunes into offensive and non offensive.

Split could be considered somewhat arbitrary.
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abs 2000-08-17 16:48:52 +00:00
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commit 5b783e3f48
4 changed files with 69 additions and 56 deletions

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# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.27 2000/02/06 11:59:29 pooka Exp $
# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.28 2000/08/17 16:48:52 abs Exp $
# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
.include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick \
DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat \
netbsd.dat
netbsd.dat netbsd-o netbsd-o.dat
# TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
# "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
@ -66,5 +66,10 @@ unamerican-o: unamerican-o.${TYPE}
unamerican-o.dat: unamerican-o
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
netbsd-o: netbsd-o.${TYPE}
tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
netbsd-o.dat: netbsd-o
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
.include <bsd.prog.mk>

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@ -23,14 +23,6 @@ Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
Basement DEC rot
-- Julian Assange
%
Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
Strobe mased net
Strobe mased ten
Erect teen bonds
A boned cream test
Cremate no debts
-- Julian Assange
%
Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
Bent Coders
Secret Bond
@ -69,9 +61,6 @@ NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
NetBSD - big, isn't it?
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - daemonic power
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
%
@ -96,12 +85,6 @@ NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
NetBSD - more is more.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
-- Greywolf
%
@ -150,9 +133,6 @@ NetBSD - the power to suave.
NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD: The Source is out there.
-- Greywolf
%
@ -162,15 +142,9 @@ NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
-- Julian Assange
%
@ -188,9 +162,6 @@ NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
-- Tom Harvey
%
NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
-- Daniel Carosone
%
NetBSD: Beyond Windows
-- Johan Ihren
%
@ -262,12 +233,12 @@ NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
-- Tom Harvey
%
NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
-- Brian D Chase
%
NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
-- Tom Harvey
%
NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
-- Greg Lehey
%
@ -285,13 +256,6 @@ NetBSD: lets get it right
NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
-- Hubert Feyrer
%
NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
-- Mason Loring Bliss
%
NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
-- Mason Loring Bliss
%
NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
-- Erik E. Fair
%
@ -307,9 +271,6 @@ NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
NetBSD, More Nines.
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
%
NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
@ -336,9 +297,6 @@ NetBSD: Network Your World.
NetBSD: Networking Space
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD: No Sh;t!
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD, No Worries!
-- Andrew Gillham
%
@ -404,9 +362,6 @@ NetBSD: Stable and strong!
NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD, stupid.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD, Tap The Power
-- Andrew Gillham
%
@ -462,9 +417,6 @@ NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
NetBSD: u_long uptime;
-- Herb Peyerl
%
NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
of WinTel.
-- Erik E. Fair
@ -518,9 +470,6 @@ NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
NetBSD: You can't handle it.
-- Paul Newhouse
%
Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
-- Julian Assange
%
Of course it runs NetBSD.
%
Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
@ -555,3 +504,9 @@ NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
-- David Brownlee
%
NetBSD: No hype required.
-- David Brownlee
%
NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
-- David Brownlee
%

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@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
There are no potentially offensive fortunes installed on this
system. For further details, contact your system administrator.

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Never mind the bollocks, here's NetBSD.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD: Unix With Balls.
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD, stupid.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD: No Sh;t!
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD: More Ports That A Cheap Whore
-- Andrew Gillham
%
NetBSD long theme: "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus, and run NetBSD!"
-- Mason Loring Bliss
%
NetBSD logo: Kiss-painted (w/tongue) Beastie stabbing a pitchfork
through a bloodied and obviously-in-horrible-pain Tux.
-- Mason Loring Bliss
%
NetBSD: better for your uptime than Viagra.
-- Daniel Carosone
%
NetBSD - we're on a mission from Hell.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - We put the OS in OrgaSm.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - the semen in the money shot.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - Multiple Architectures lead to Multiple Orgasms.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - more ports than a Norwegian crack whore.
-- Julian Assange
%
NetBSD - Bits for Tits.
-- Julian Assange
%
Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
Strobe mased net
Strobe mased ten
Erect teen bonds
A boned cream test
Cremate no debts
-- Julian Assange
%