Split limericks into "normal" and "offensive" ones.
Fixes PR 6202 by Matthias Grutzeck <grut@teco.edu>.
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# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.23 1999/08/04 22:45:09 thorpej Exp $
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# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.24 1999/09/12 10:15:46 hwr Exp $
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# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
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# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
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.include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
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.include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
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SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican
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SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick
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DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
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DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
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fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
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fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
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limerick limerick.dat unamerican unamerican.dat
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limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat
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# TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
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# TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
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# "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
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# "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
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# Normal fortunes: build directly from data files.
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# Normal fortunes: build directly from data files.
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fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat:
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fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat:
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${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
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${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
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fortunes.dat: fortunes
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fortunes.dat: fortunes
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fortunes2.dat: fortunes2
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fortunes2.dat: fortunes2
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startrek.dat: startrek
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startrek.dat: startrek
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zippy.dat: zippy
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zippy.dat: zippy
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limerick.dat: limerick
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# Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files
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# Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files
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fortunes2-o.dat: fortunes2-o
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fortunes2-o.dat: fortunes2-o
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${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
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${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
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limerick: limerick.${TYPE}
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limerick-o: limerick-o.${TYPE}
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tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
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tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
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limerick.dat: limerick
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limerick-o.dat: limerick-o
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${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
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${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
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unamerican: unamerican.${TYPE}
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unamerican-o: unamerican-o.${TYPE}
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tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
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tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
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unamerican.dat: unamerican
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unamerican-o.dat: unamerican-o
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${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
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${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
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44
games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
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games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
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A computer called Illiac4
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Had a rather tough bug in its core.
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It chewed up its cards
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And spewed yards and yards
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Of illegible tape on the floor.
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%
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A computer, to print out a fact,
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Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
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But this output can be
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No more than debris,
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If the input was short of exact.
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-- Gigo
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%
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A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
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Wished to foster an aura of menace;
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To make people afraid
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He wore gloves of grey suede
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And white footgear intended for tennis.
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-- Edward Gorey
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%
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A hacker who screwed a mag tape
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Was caught and convicted of rape.
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To jail he did go,
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From which, to his woe
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He couldn't get out with ESC.
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%
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A linguist thought it a farce
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That memory space was so sparse.
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One day they increased it.
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Said he as he seized it:
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"At last! Enough core for the parse".
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%
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A progressive professor named Winners
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Held classes each evening for sinners.
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They were graded and spaced
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So the vile and debased
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Would not be held back by beginners.
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%
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A very intelligent turtle
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Found programming UNIX a hurdle
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The system, you see,
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Ran as slow as did he,
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And that's not saying much for the turtle.
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And the worst of it was that it did!
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And the worst of it was that it did!
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%
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A bather whose clothing was strewed
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A bather whose clothing was strewed
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By breezes that left her quite nude,
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Saw a man come along
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And, unless I am wrong,
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You expected this line to be lewd.
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A bather whose clothing was strewed
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By breezes that left her quite nude,
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By breezes that left her quite nude,
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Saw a man come along
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Saw a man come along
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And, unless I'm quite wrong,
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And, unless I'm quite wrong,
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You expected this line to be lewd.
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You expected this line to be lewd.
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%
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%
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A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
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A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
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I am not I, I'm a tree."
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But another, more sane,
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Shouted, "I'm a great dane "
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And covered his pants leg with pee.
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A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
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I am not I, I'm a tree."
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I am not I, I'm a tree."
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But another, more sane,
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But another, more sane,
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Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
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Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
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I must watch every calorie,
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I must watch every calorie,
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So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!"
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So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!"
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%
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A computer called Illiac4
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Had a rather tough bug in its core.
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It chewed up its cards
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And spewed yards and yards
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Of illegible tape on the floor.
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%
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A computer, to print out a fact,
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Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
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But this output can be
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No more than debris,
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If the input was short of exact.
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-- Gigo
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%
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A contortionist hailing from Lynch
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A contortionist hailing from Lynch
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Used to rent out his tool by the inch.
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Used to rent out his tool by the inch.
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A foot cost a quid --
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A foot cost a quid --
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On uncircumcised Ray,
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On uncircumcised Ray,
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Through exuberance, tightness, and malice.
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Through exuberance, tightness, and malice.
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A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
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Wished to foster an aura of menace;
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To make people afraid
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He wore gloves of grey suede
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And white footgear intended for tennis.
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-- Edward Gorey
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A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
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Wished to foster an aura of menace.
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To make people afraid
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He wore gloves of grey suede
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And white footgear intended for tennis.
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-- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey"
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A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd,
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A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd,
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Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred,
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Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred,
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Had achieved some reknown
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Had achieved some reknown
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He deflowers young owls,
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He deflowers young owls,
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That he keeps in an underground aviary.
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That he keeps in an underground aviary.
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A hacker who screwed a mag tape
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Was caught and convicted of rape.
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To jail he did go,
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From which, to his woe
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He couldn't get out with ESC.
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A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk
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A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk
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Made love to the drive of his disk.
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Made love to the drive of his disk.
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The thing circumsized him,
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The thing circumsized him,
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So seldom are clean,
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So seldom are clean,
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And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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%
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A linguist thought it a farce
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That memory space was so sparse.
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One day they increased it.
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Said he as he seized it:
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"At last! Enough core for the parse".
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%
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A lonely young lad of Eton
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A lonely young lad of Eton
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Used always to sleep with the heat on,
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Used always to sleep with the heat on,
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Till he ran into a lass
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Till he ran into a lass
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Just acres of in-line routine.
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Just acres of in-line routine.
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-- W.J. Wilson
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-- W.J. Wilson
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A progressive professor named Winners
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Held classes each evening for sinners.
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They were graded and spaced
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So the vile and debased
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Would not be held back by beginners.
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A rapist who reeked of cheap booze
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A rapist who reeked of cheap booze
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Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes.
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Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes.
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She cried, "I suppose
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She cried, "I suppose
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With bats' fecal matter.
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Now it's seek time is really the pits.
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Now it's seek time is really the pits.
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A very intelligent turtle
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Found programming UNIX a hurdle
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The system, you see,
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Ran as slow as did he,
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And that's not saying much for the turtle.
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A very odd pair are the Pitts:
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A very odd pair are the Pitts:
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His balls are as large as her tits,
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His balls are as large as her tits,
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Her tits are as large
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Her tits are as large
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