Split limericks into "normal" and "offensive" ones.

Fixes PR 6202 by Matthias Grutzeck <grut@teco.edu>.
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hwr 1999-09-12 10:15:46 +00:00
parent 2abe3ab9b5
commit 435463f6cb
4 changed files with 53 additions and 71 deletions

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# $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.23 1999/08/04 22:45:09 thorpej Exp $ # $NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.24 1999/09/12 10:15:46 hwr Exp $
# @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94 # @(#)Makefile 8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
.include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES .include <bsd.own.mk> # for INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES
SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican SRCFILES= fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy unamerican-o limerick
DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \ DATFILES= fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \ fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat \
limerick limerick.dat unamerican unamerican.dat limerick.dat limerick-o.dat unamerican-o unamerican-o.dat
# TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with # TO AVOID INSTALLING THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, RUN 'make' with
# "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO" # "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO", or set "INSTALL_OFFENSIVE_FORTUNES=NO"
@ -33,12 +33,13 @@ all: ${DATFILES}
# Normal fortunes: build directly from data files. # Normal fortunes: build directly from data files.
fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat: fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat limerick.dat:
${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET} ${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
fortunes.dat: fortunes fortunes.dat: fortunes
fortunes2.dat: fortunes2 fortunes2.dat: fortunes2
startrek.dat: startrek startrek.dat: startrek
zippy.dat: zippy zippy.dat: zippy
limerick.dat: limerick
# Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files # Obscene fortunes: we have to build source and data files
@ -52,14 +53,14 @@ fortunes2-o: fortunes2-o.${TYPE}
fortunes2-o.dat: fortunes2-o fortunes2-o.dat: fortunes2-o
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
limerick: limerick.${TYPE} limerick-o: limerick-o.${TYPE}
tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET} tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
limerick.dat: limerick limerick-o.dat: limerick-o
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}
unamerican: unamerican.${TYPE} unamerican-o: unamerican-o.${TYPE}
tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET} tr [a-zA-Z] [n-za-mN-ZA-M] < ${.ALLSRC} > ${.TARGET}
unamerican.dat: unamerican unamerican-o.dat: unamerican-o
${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET} ${STRFILE} -rsx ${.ALLSRC} ${.TARGET}

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A computer called Illiac4
Had a rather tough bug in its core.
It chewed up its cards
And spewed yards and yards
Of illegible tape on the floor.
%
A computer, to print out a fact,
Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
But this output can be
No more than debris,
If the input was short of exact.
-- Gigo
%
A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
Wished to foster an aura of menace;
To make people afraid
He wore gloves of grey suede
And white footgear intended for tennis.
-- Edward Gorey
%
A hacker who screwed a mag tape
Was caught and convicted of rape.
To jail he did go,
From which, to his woe
He couldn't get out with ESC.
%
A linguist thought it a farce
That memory space was so sparse.
One day they increased it.
Said he as he seized it:
"At last! Enough core for the parse".
%
A progressive professor named Winners
Held classes each evening for sinners.
They were graded and spaced
So the vile and debased
Would not be held back by beginners.
%
A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
The system, you see,
Ran as slow as did he,
And that's not saying much for the turtle.
%

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@ -5,24 +5,12 @@ A most reprehensible kid,
And the worst of it was that it did! And the worst of it was that it did!
% %
A bather whose clothing was strewed A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I am wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
%
A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude, By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong, And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd. You expected this line to be lewd.
% %
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a great dane "
And covered his pants leg with pee.
%
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree." I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane, But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
@ -171,19 +159,6 @@ Remarked as she swallowed my semen :
I must watch every calorie, I must watch every calorie,
So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!" So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!"
% %
A computer called Illiac4
Had a rather tough bug in its core.
It chewed up its cards
And spewed yards and yards
Of illegible tape on the floor.
%
A computer, to print out a fact,
Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
But this output can be
No more than debris,
If the input was short of exact.
-- Gigo
%
A contortionist hailing from Lynch A contortionist hailing from Lynch
Used to rent out his tool by the inch. Used to rent out his tool by the inch.
A foot cost a quid -- A foot cost a quid --
@ -298,20 +273,6 @@ Whose overworked sex is all callous,
On uncircumcised Ray, On uncircumcised Ray,
Through exuberance, tightness, and malice. Through exuberance, tightness, and malice.
% %
A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
Wished to foster an aura of menace;
To make people afraid
He wore gloves of grey suede
And white footgear intended for tennis.
-- Edward Gorey
%
A dreary young bank clerk named Fennis
Wished to foster an aura of menace.
To make people afraid
He wore gloves of grey suede
And white footgear intended for tennis.
-- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey"
%
A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd,
Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred,
Had achieved some reknown Had achieved some reknown
@ -483,12 +444,6 @@ Holds a CS professor in slavery.
He deflowers young owls, He deflowers young owls,
That he keeps in an underground aviary. That he keeps in an underground aviary.
% %
A hacker who screwed a mag tape
Was caught and convicted of rape.
To jail he did go,
From which, to his woe
He couldn't get out with ESC.
%
A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk A hacker-turned-pervert named Fisk
Made love to the drive of his disk. Made love to the drive of his disk.
The thing circumsized him, The thing circumsized him,
@ -692,12 +647,6 @@ Into space that is quite economical.
So seldom are clean, So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical. And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
% %
A linguist thought it a farce
That memory space was so sparse.
One day they increased it.
Said he as he seized it:
"At last! Enough core for the parse".
%
A lonely young lad of Eton A lonely young lad of Eton
Used always to sleep with the heat on, Used always to sleep with the heat on,
Till he ran into a lass Till he ran into a lass
@ -994,12 +943,6 @@ Said, I'm the match for any machine.
Just acres of in-line routine. Just acres of in-line routine.
-- W.J. Wilson -- W.J. Wilson
% %
A progressive professor named Winners
Held classes each evening for sinners.
They were graded and spaced
So the vile and debased
Would not be held back by beginners.
%
A rapist who reeked of cheap booze A rapist who reeked of cheap booze
Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes. Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes.
She cried, "I suppose She cried, "I suppose
@ -1241,12 +1184,6 @@ Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz.
With bats' fecal matter. With bats' fecal matter.
Now it's seek time is really the pits. Now it's seek time is really the pits.
% %
A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
The system, you see,
Ran as slow as did he,
And that's not saying much for the turtle.
%
A very odd pair are the Pitts: A very odd pair are the Pitts:
His balls are as large as her tits, His balls are as large as her tits,
Her tits are as large Her tits are as large