Correct typos noted by Mike Long; PR#1654.
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-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
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Magpie, n.:
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A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it
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A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to someone that it
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might be taught to talk.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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@ -8614,9 +8614,9 @@ is an enemy.
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Man, n.:
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An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks
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e is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His hief
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occupation is extermination of other animals and his own pecies, which,
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however, multiplies with such insistent apidity as to infest the whole
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he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief
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occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which,
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however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole
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habitable earth and Canada.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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@ -1041,7 +1041,7 @@ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
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Occident, n.:
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The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It
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is largely inhabited by Christians, powerful sub-tribe of the
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is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the
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Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which
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they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are the
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principal industries of the Orient.
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@ -1032,7 +1032,7 @@ program.
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conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying: "What sort
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of programmers work for other companies? They behaved badly and were
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unconcerned with appearances. Their hair was long and unkempt and their
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clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed out hospitality suites and they
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clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed our hospitality suites and they
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made rude noises during my presentation."
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The manager said: "I should have never sent you to the conference.
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Those programmers live beyond the physical world. They consider life absurd,
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