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@ -346,23 +346,23 @@ Beware the infiniteloop
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Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a
nuclear bomb, use the stairs.
nuclear bomb; use the stairs.
2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll
when you hit the ground.
3. If you're on fire, avoid gasoline and other flammable materials.
4. Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead
to psychological problems.
5. Food will be scarce, you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize
5. Food will be scarce, you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize
foods that will be available after the bomb: mashed potatoes,
shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc.
6. Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze, internal organs
6. Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze: internal organs
will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
7. Try to be neat, fall only in designated piles.
8. Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas, people could be
7. Try to be neat. Fall only in designated piles.
8. Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas -- people could be
staggering illegally.
9. Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to one's, but more
sanitary due to limited circulation.
10. Accumulate mannequins now, spare parts will be in short
9. Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to ones, but are
more sanitary due to limited circulation.
10. Accumulate mannequins now. Spare parts will be in short
supply on D-Day.
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The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance